VD checklist

The most prolific of all the hallmark holidays is upon us tomorrow... Flowers - check; giant, chocolate covered fortune cookie - check; dinner reservations - check; moved Tuesday night's meeting to Thursday - check; ok.. I'm all good.

So, my wife was asked last year by a coworker what she had gotten me for Valentine's Day. Appropriately all she had done was a card. That's all I need. I do not want flowers, candy, balloons, or some fruit skewered onto a piece of foam to make it look like flowers.

I know it must be tough on women who want to treat their guy in some way so here's a couple of ideas that would say "I love you Honey for being a guy".

2 tickets to a hockey game. A heart shaped pepperoni pizza. His favorite brand of golf balls. Bacon flavored microwave popcorn. Any good action movie on DVD, a mag-lite, a bucket of hotwings.